Can the Grinch steal Boot Camp?

Every Who Down in Who-ville Liked Boot Camp a lot...

But the Grinch, Who lived just North of Who-ville, Did NOT!

The Grinch hated Boot Camp! The whole Boot Camp season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But, Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes, He stood there at Boot Camp, hating the Whos, Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown At the warm lighted faces doing sit ups on the ground. For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath Was busy working out for holiday stress relief.

"And they're doing their push ups!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Boot Camp? Every day it is here!" Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find a way to keep Boot Camp from coming!" For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the Who girls and boys Would wake up bright and early. Down to E Rivers they'd rush to with Joy! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the Whos, young and old, would run up the street. And they'd run! And they'd run! And they'd RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! They would start on Peachtree, and run up the street, Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all! Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, watching night turn to morning. They'd stand hand-in-hand. And they would start groaning and moaning!

They'd moan! And they'd groan! AND they'd MOAN! GROAN! MOAN! GROAN! And the more the Grinch thought of what the Who-Bootcamp do, The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole crew! "Why for 5 years I've put up with it now! I MUST stop Boot Camp from coming! ...But HOW?"