The Longest Hour

Chicks
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Kaffee
Carolyn
Michelle
Shana
Jennifer
Cassie
Emi
Mary Blythe
Lisa
Lucy
Caroline

Dudes
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John Mears
Jimmy F
John S.
David
Colby
Matty
Cleve
Slawek
Marc


After a set of suicides, we split into two groups. Jeffrey tortured the first group with a few new moves while the second group sat Indian style on the basketball court and took turns sharing in group therapy. After a long cry and a group hug, we exchanged gifts. Then we played on the swing set. We stopped by the picnic tables for breakfast on our way to meet the others. Jeffrey then released his death grip on the sharks and turned his viciousness on the minnows. Still shell shocked and bewildered, the horses recovered with a cat nap while the foxes received a relentless beating in the devils den.

Completely recovered but lacking desire, the forward platoon reluctantly relieved the Corps of duty, and assumed the wrath and onslaught while the Corps retreated for Rest and Recovery.

The unit united in the end and demonstrated duty, honor and courage.

2 miles, 800 reps. White guys cant dance.