Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Fitness Profile

Days of working out per week: 

Zero - Status quo. Most of America is going to workout tomorrow. The problem is, tomorrow never comes. It is always today every day.

One - We love these folks. They are the ones who own the workout gear so feel compelled to use it. These are often Catholics who exercise as the result of guilt from over eating and or drinking.

Two - These folks have severe attention deficit disorder. They have honest intentions but typically remember at 10:30PM that they were going to...wait, where did I leave that..., oh honey did you..., why did I come up here?

Three - These are the under 30 hotties who don't need to work out anyway and the binge exercisers. Binge exercisers hammer hard three days then need another 4 days to recover.

Four -  Fitness Partier. Yah baby! These good time boys and girls like looking good at the club but cant make the Friday, Saturday, Sunday workouts cause the hangover is thumping.

Five - Standard Hot Mom and RoboBabe. These fine specimens often shop, lunch, attend sporting events, get nails/hair done, see a show or go to the party. They are very well put together.

Six - Often over 45 and totally committed to taking one more shot at living before they die. These hard chargers are renaissance men and women who waste no time talking. They do need one day off a week.

Seven -  Someone has got to win. It might as well be us.

Jill 24
Laurie 22
Caroline  21
Rena 20
Mary Blythe  19
Elly 18
JenJen 17
JoEllyn 17
Susie Mac 17
Wendy 17
Johnathan 16
Lacie 16
Lisa  16
Chris W. 15
Harriott  15
Nate 15
Alan 14
Margaret 14
Reba 14
Brian W. 13
Greg 13
Irene 13
Jimmy F  13
Barb  12
Jenny 12
Kwithee 12
Lisa Long 12
Barbara 11
Charles  11
Paige 11
Kristen 10
Mary D. 9
Molly  9
Kaffee  7
Jen High 6
Kelley 6
Love 6
John G. 4
John S 4
Lindsay 3
Roxanna 3
Maggie 1

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