Monday, May 6, 2013

Bow to the Ladies

Society in America has emasculated men for a generation. Since we no longer need to farm, hunt or protect our families from the wild, what job do men specialize? Women in the modern world can do anything a man can do. This is the golden age of equality.

According to the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism, testosterone is declining in American men at the alarming rate of one percent a year.

The facts speak for themselves. Men suffered more than their fair share of lay-offs in the past year (80 percent to be exact), so much so that women now outnumber men in the work force for the first time in history. Women also outnumber men in higher education at the undergraduate and graduate levels, with nearly 60 percent of grad school enrollees being women.



Boys – our future men – are failing out of high school at alarming rates, 4.9 percent versus 3.8 percent of girls, and are being diagnosed with ADHD at rates three times higher than that of their female counterparts. In short, manhood is in peril … or at least going through a pretty significant transformation on its way to the new future state.

In our humble workout, we see the ladies run circles around the men. The women are working out with reckless abandon while the dudes are barely showing up to participate. Gentlemen, exercise increases testosterone. If y'all started training like a women, that would be an improvement.
Jill 21
Kaffee  21
Kelley 21
Lacie 19
Mary D. 19
Chris W. 18
Harriott  17
Kathleen 17
Paige 17
Susie Mac 17
Caroline  16
Dave J 16
Lisa  16
Mary Blythe  16
Scott 16
Wendy 16
Jimmy F  15
Kwithee 15
Barbara 14
Jay 14
Jenny 14
Johnathan 14
Kam 14
Barb  13
Jake 13
JoEllyn 13
John G. 13
Anne 12
Charles  12
Irene 12
Dave D 11
Molly  11
Roxanna 11
Reba 10
JenJen 9
June 9
Liz 9
Patience 9
Anna 8
Maggie 8
Margaret 8
Natalie 8
Diamond 7
John S 6
Holly 5
Leslie 5
Mary 5
Christine 4
Jen H 4
Lisa M. 4
Brian 3
Kristen 3
Michele 3
Angelic 2
Ellen 2
Jackie 2
Sally  2




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