Buckhead Village Idiots

There was a large group of people running around the streets of Buckhead this morning in the freezing cold dark laughing and carrying on. They were running in the middle of the street, talking loud gibberish and acting weird. I think they were trying to break into the Fish Market. They may have been hash hound harriers but I didn't think people drank that early in the morning. They ran through the Elbow Room parking lot. May be they had been up all night. They were definitely looking for something. They were constantly getting on the ground like they were looking for something. They must have lost it at a playground cause they kept running to different playgrounds. May be they were so drunk they forgot where they left their kids. Do you know where your children are? Anyway, I felt better when I saw them run into the Church. No earthly power could help these people.